by Emo Bashers Suck November 12, 2007
An emo boy, is a male of any age who wears black form fitting clothes, has long, usually black, hair that covers his face and listens to music that would many anyone want to slit his wrists. Supposedly, they are sensitive and in-tune with their emotions. Mindless girls often call emo boys hot although it's impossible to tell from that huge chunk of overgreased, overdyed hair hanging in his face. Emo boys are almost as annoying as emo girls.
Girl: Wanna chill tonight?
Emo boy: Can't. I have to go write poems about my dead cat.
Girl: Go get a real hair cut.
Emo boy: Can't. I have to go write poems about my dead cat.
Girl: Go get a real hair cut.
by Someone Smarter Than You April 09, 2005
There are two varieties of Emo Kids:
1. Common "Emo" Kid
Listens to a crappy music ripoff genere called Emo, has no genitiles, writes the suckiest poetry, cuts themselves over moronic things, cries in dark corners, and have no sense of self Value and is generally goth-like. But goths are better than these scumbags.
2. Rarer Emo Kid
This is the kind that was INTENDED. Usually wears black, but is pretty nice in general. Still listens to crappy music though.
1. Common "Emo" Kid
Listens to a crappy music ripoff genere called Emo, has no genitiles, writes the suckiest poetry, cuts themselves over moronic things, cries in dark corners, and have no sense of self Value and is generally goth-like. But goths are better than these scumbags.
2. Rarer Emo Kid
This is the kind that was INTENDED. Usually wears black, but is pretty nice in general. Still listens to crappy music though.
Two types of emo kids
Common "Emo" Kid: Gawd life sucks, like the most eternal abyss in hell, like my lost love of my life, my blood, and my soul. *Cries like a fucking baby and cuts self* I will now listen to dashboard confessional since it is the only thing that understands my pain...
Rarer Emo Kid: *listens to dashboard confessional and walks on*
Common "Emo" Kid: Gawd life sucks, like the most eternal abyss in hell, like my lost love of my life, my blood, and my soul. *Cries like a fucking baby and cuts self* I will now listen to dashboard confessional since it is the only thing that understands my pain...
Rarer Emo Kid: *listens to dashboard confessional and walks on*
by Anaria1000 September 23, 2005
Emo crying is a spontanious bout of crying brought on by something random, something stupid or thoughts of emo-ness.
Person A: "Hey man, you were crying yesterday, what's up?"
Person B: "I just thought about how emo I am"
Person A: "Man you're such an Emo Twat, go have another emo cry, you Ingrem"
Person B: "I just thought about how emo I am"
Person A: "Man you're such an Emo Twat, go have another emo cry, you Ingrem"
by Akuma2636 November 02, 2005
EMOtional music mostly sung by hot boys who are trying to forget the girls who broke up with them in the 4th grade and they have there hair moused down in the front and spiked up in the back
by brandnewrox September 01, 2003
emo fag: I like simple plans new video where there on the bridge because the song has such great meaning and aspiration. emo blows: oh shut up you ditz
by swolb ome January 24, 2005
wow, dashboard confessional is such an emo boy, I bet he jerks off with razor blades that have pictures of andy dick embossed on them!
by Nutritious J October 19, 2006