hetero life mate

best friends who no longer refer to themselves as best friends. because their so close they know they will never part.

dude are corey and billy gay?
No man their just hetero life mates.
OHH ok dude.

by howdiekiddies March 27, 2008

mid life crisis

when a person (more commonly a man than a woman, but either can experience this fate) begins to question their purpose and direction in life and oftentimes begins to regress back to their teenage years in the way they think and act. they usually are laughed at by their peers because they make themselves look silly by acting much younger than they actually are.

"He's 50 and just bought a red Corvette. Is he having a mid life crisis?"

by Someone Who's Seen It October 6, 2008

Half-Life 2

1. The sign that our Lord and Savior is coming, and he favors gamers.
2. The absolute BEST... GAME... EVER...

People who hate this game are: 1. Satan 2. Lieberman 3. Satan Wanna-Be's

Half-Life 2 was the most amazing thing I have ever played. It excels at everything. Nothing can stand against it.

On an unrelated note, I need a fresh pair of undies...

by Is not trying to build a Strider... December 31, 2004

Miller High Life

The best beer ever made. Produced by Miller Brewing Company; Milwaukee, WI. The Champagne of Beers!

Get that Budweiser out of here and give me a Miller High Life.

by Jmagnus November 1, 2007

life is hilariously cruel

one of my favorite futurama quotes (Bender), can be used a lot in everyday life

*get hit in balls with football"
say "life is hilariously cruel"

by a fake name July 16, 2006

Half-Life 2

The sequel to the best-selling Half-Life, which was released for the PC and Playstation 2. A game developed by the company VALVe, it was due out in September of '03, until the script code was stolen. The FBI has joined in the hunt to find the stolen source code. VALVe is hoping to have this game out before Holidays of 2004, but it may be early 2005 before we see the light of it.

Half-Life was a great game, and Half-Life 2 will be even better, with increased graphics, new enemies, and new weapons.

by chaosKahn February 24, 2004

Real-life Troll

One who will talk shit and make another person feel bad or attempt to. They're main goal is to get a reaction out of the person they are trolling. Trolling could also be a form of payback, or retaliation to being trolled. Trolls get a thrill out of other peoples reaction and wont stop until a negative reaction is given to them. The best way to stop a troll from succeeding is to ignore them, or act passive.

Real-Life Troll : You're a virgin and you're 33 years old...You need a fucking life. Go get some sun, btw, you're whiter than a ghost.

Friend or Foe : Fuck you asshole, dick, bitch, shut the fuck up.

Real-Life Troll : *Smiles with success*

by Kid from New York August 13, 2010