Doo Doo Jesus

something you say when shit goes fuck

"I just dropped my iPhone. Doo doo Jesus."

by kriss kross February 29, 2008

Hairy Jesus

A woman with a hairy vagina

Person 1: Man that woman is sexy

Person 2: Yeh, but she's probably a hairy jesus

by Eden Whetham August 26, 2008

Sneaky Jesus

A hidden theme of Christianity in media such as films, music, and novels.

"Wait, this is...DEAR GOD IT WAS A SNEAKY JESUS ALL ALONG!" - Bamboozled Audience Member

by Larry Lizard March 25, 2011

Hooked on Jesus

Upper class slang for being hooked on cocaine

Rich Girl: I'm quite hooked on Jesus

by Brandybeer July 17, 2006

Edge jesus

Hunter Romans the best person ever is one.

Hunter: "I'm an edge jesus"
All girls: "I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OMG OMG!"

by HunterTheEdgeJesus February 16, 2018

sacred heart of jesus high school

A private all girls catholic high school in Lincoln Heights filled with skanks, hoes, and sluts. This school is so needy for students.

Boy 1: Have you seen Val's nudes ?
Boy 2: Val from Sacred heart of Jesus High School ?
Boy 1: Yea ! The Sacred hoe
Boy 2: Oh yeah bro, the whole school's been having that hoe's nudes for a while now

by iknowyoursecretss May 4, 2016

Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesus

These are the two accounts that Stuart Harling used to create definitions here on UrbanDictionary. UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m talking to you.

Yes, I did know this guy. He stabbed a nurse Cheryl Moss 72 times, murdering her. I didn’t know anything about him doing anything like trying to become a serial killer or anything. He was just a net acquaintance. He made definitions here on UrbanDictionary. (Stuart Harling)

Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesus

by Death Menace April 17, 2022