puffy pants syndrome

It’s when a not very well endowed man puffs his pant/shorts out to make it look like he’s got a big schlong

Look at “Little” Willie with his puffy pants syndrome trying to make out he’s a “big boy”

by Baps from Bollo*ks September 14, 2022

national wear red pants day

the day when you wear red pants. may 11th

"Wow it's may 11th lets wear red pants cause it's national wear red pants day"

by sicknastyawesomepossum May 11, 2013

Pants

What god invented to assure us that yes, he truly hates us.

Guy:Dude, fuck pants.

God: No, FUCK YOU.

by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

Susan, get my pants

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.

Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"

by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024

pants

clothing that you wear on your legs. there are lots of kinds of pants. they are comfy and keep you warm in the spring. you can wear them all the time unless you're wearing a dress or a skirt or you just don't roll that way.

Person 1: I have to go put on my pants
Persin 2: Why aren't you wearing pants
Person 1: leaves

by notbarneystinson September 5, 2020

Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph May 17, 2018

Meeting Pants

When you usually dress causal for work but have specific pants that you only wear when you have an important meeting. For example, weekly department meetings or other.

Sally wore his meeting pants every Wednesday for our department meeting.

by Jackpot!cs August 20, 2019