Things are getting hairy 

A phrase used when a situation gets really awkward and uncomfortable. (A substitute for the well-known awkward turtle.) Can be complimented with "..."s for extra emphasis.

You slept with my girlfriend?!
Things are getting hairy...

Things are getting hairy by abcdefghijkabcdef January 27, 2011

hairy donut 

1. Salmon trap, bearded clam, taco, bloody hatchet wound.

2. Kind of leathery and hairy to boot. See also: leather donut, turd cutter.

"I got my hairy donut caught in the mail slot."

hairy donut by Nigel W. February 5, 2006

Hairy Men

Men who are endowed with the gift of being extra hairy.

Kate faps all day to Hairy Men because she finds them sexy.

Hairy Men by jeremylol;D March 1, 2011

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags 

1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.

My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags by Moose McEvil December 7, 2005

Dirty Hairy

When a girl finds hair in her teeth weeks after giving an extremely hairy guy a blow job

ugh I just found a dirty hairy this morning

Dirty Hairy by GMPinc June 27, 2009

Harrypottersexual 

Stupid people who wants to be a part of the LGBTQ+ community that they make up genders out of series.

Person1: I’m coming out as harrypottersexual

Person2:*Intense stare* - *st@bbbng noises *

Harrypottersexual by Imjustheretoeducateu January 2, 2021

Hairy Cheerio

(N)A Hairy Asshole;Resembles A cheerio that was pulled out from behind a couch

Man That Chick Sure did have a Hairy Cheerio

Hairy Cheerio by Anthony Rambo November 7, 2008