God Tom Not Again

God Tom Not Again: A common phrase spoken by various after the expected and exceptionally strange acts of idiotic behaviour from anyone who drives a beat up old Ute and has no sense of time.

Idiot - "Hey I will be over in an hour guys!!!!" <Exclamation Marks are essential>
You -"Ok see you then"
*3 Hours Pass*
You - "Where the hell is he?"
*Door Opens and Tom walks in*
Tom - "Hi Guys, sorry im late i ran into a guard rail!!!!!"
You - "God Tom Not Again!"

by TheBruskie May 22, 2010

God Fist

God's extreme disapproval of your actions, or if you happen to be a loli, you're bending over.

I love you *god fist* But I do! *bigger god fist*

Onee-chan? *god fist* OH!!!!! IT HURTS SO GOOD!!!!

by GOD FIST!!!! January 8, 2010

peace to the gods

to say that you are going to leave or be out

r: yo u out?

t: yeah, im peace to the gods!!

by tommy grenade October 17, 2008

nyoh my god

Usually used when crazy shit goes down and there is no other phrase in the English language left that can be used to properly express ones feelings.

John: Theres a pack of wild gnomes outside. They're roaming around raping and killing everyone and everything. The leader of the pack, an overweight bear with a top hat, is demanding the destruction of all things as he roles in the blood of the fallen.

Randy: Nyoh my god.

by salty mcballstien October 30, 2010

Ur god a fraud

Worst "ur" insult you can say to any person or any living creature in this universe. Enough said. Even if you are an atheist it still makes you have suicidal thoughts for the rest of your life and its passed down to your children.

Dager says - "ur family tree LGBT!"
Steve responds with, - "ur god a fraud!"

Dager then enters into crippling depression , while god cries for the rest of his life in heaven. Eventually, Dager kills himself with every possible way he can.

by I am a Sex Offender May 20, 2018

OP PRO GOD

Who ever calls himself "OP PRO GOD" is a brain less creature that is very full of himself.

Synonyms of OP PRO GOD- Trash, lil bitch, noob

If someone calling himself op pro god comes near you, start bullying him

by 𝐈𝐭𝐳 𝐒𝐢𝐝s 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 December 3, 2021

Madden Mobile Gods

A group of angry bearded women who created a powder-blue-eyed Ellen Degeneres lookalike manchild sociopath. This sociopath went on to find YouTube fame, and as of November 2017 has more than 500,000 subscribers. The Madden Mobile Gods reside in the bedroom closet of an undisclosed location in Michigan, USA.

The Ellen Degeneres lookalike spends 6 hours a night worshipping the Madden Mobile Gods in his closet.
Bella once caught the Madden Mobile Gods’ worshipper in deep worship, and she has not been spotted near the undisclosed location since.
Can I join the Madden Mobile Gods worship rituals?

by Bill Belichick’s smile November 25, 2017