david zientak

That horny, drugged up kid, in the back of class

David Zientak:Just like the ice cream man

by Therealzientakk June 7, 2016

David Hennesey

Someone being stupid

Your being a David Hennesey

by Mr McMillan November 23, 2021

david

gay

david is gay.

by spicynugg April 15, 2022

David

A guy who comes off as a total idiot, but is an absolute mastermind, who is 10 steps ahead of you. His genitalia is so heavy that it weighs him down.

Everyone look, it is David, our nutty father.

by DumpyUndies33 November 22, 2021

David

Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck

He plays waterpolo, he’s such a David

by Mike Hawkhurts November 24, 2023

David

The absolute gayest thing you will ever have the displeasure of meeting. You will want to kill yourself anytime he is in the room

"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"

by MunkleMoment April 30, 2023

David

There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.

Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff

by JDZav July 8, 2023