Alex

Alex is a loving oerson who loves his family. He has a daughter named Sophia, and a wife named Emily.
He also loves children.

Alex loves infants.

by Jackter March 21, 2023

Alex

Alex is a idiot who has a iq of 6 he baths in a kitchen sink. He loves men like he loves long planks of wook

Hot chick:I wonder how alex did in the test
Sexy ass mover fuker: I bet he did ass.
Alex: I got 1 mark
Sexy ass mother fuggr: what did you get right
Alex: I spelt my name half right
Teacher: I think you have down syndrome.
Alex: inr. I did so good on the test

by Jdhdjdhheoegiz October 28, 2020

Alex

Silly goose

Alex is such a silly goose

by anonymous December 9, 2023

Alex the Thief

One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.

He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.

Then. He doesn’t even use it.

Dick.

Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief

I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.

by Bitchy bartender June 27, 2019

Alex

alex is the name of a straight asshole who acted like he was interested in you, but really was not and was playing you the entire time. he’ll leave you high and dry as though you weren’t both friends, and he didn’t talk to you in the wee hours of the morning. (it’s me, i’m you) .

me: omg, i really miss Alex
my friend: no you don’t. he’s straight with a girlfriend. move on.

by blackiewithafatty March 8, 2023

Alex

A young whexican girl who loves dancing, singing, and listening to despacito. She's overall a nice, cringey, pretty individual who likes music.

Me: What's up
Alex: The sky

by Mexican_Man. October 11, 2019

Alex Ibarra

The happiest mexican you will ever meet. He will most likly show up and take your neck.

That kis is such an Alex Ibarra

by deathly definitions June 6, 2019