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Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.
1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom
by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025
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California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.
Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.
by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025
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potato white girl

a white woman that has no strongly defining features, also known as "easy to draw." they also happen to love potato salad
Person A: "I always forget what Sarah looks like..."

Person B: "Yeah, she's a potato white girl duhhh"
by catunding February 23, 2025
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seed-potato

Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.
Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
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cold potato

seeing who can keep the coldest potato in your refrigerator in their hands for the longest time possible
cold potato is very fun!
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025
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Harold the potato

Harold the potato is me and my wifes child he shall forever be remembered with honor as he was fighting alongside me and his sexy asssss mama against the evil creatures in the after life.
Harold the potato from phasmo duh! stupid ahhh
by Tragiic March 7, 2025
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