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david

The word "david" is totally not a codeword for "jew" and totally does not originate from "the star of david" because that would be anti-semetic and saying anything negative towards jews can get you thrown in jail.
(not allowed to use the word "david" as an example because it would be hate speech)
by llVIU October 12, 2025
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Fat David

A Large white man named David

Some say he’s a myth
Some say a legend

Others call him One Big Cracker
Owner of Dinyo
Why is Fat David’s dad so fuckin wild
by YBoog69 October 21, 2025
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david S.

is that david S. ?
yes he’s a little perv
by blehzlelebsjeeleld October 24, 2025
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David Myatt

David myatt Leader of the o9a
by Xxxfi October 27, 2025
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David

A pretty cool guy who plays the guitar and loves to run two mans from Monday thru Friday, and is easy going guy. HE IS EASY!
Aw Man, I really wanted to go on a two man with David but it's saturday.
by araki. November 6, 2025
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The David paradox

The David paradox is a weird phenomenon that causes your straight friends to send you gay porn intros at 3:00am without explanation.
“Hey man I’m sorry about last night I had a random urge to send you gay porn intros it just happens out of nowhere it must be the David paradox happening
by Br0Trøn November 16, 2025
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Dirty David

The act of removing a hemorrhoid with your bare teeth and then baby bird feeding it to the recipient
Last night I gave a dirty David to Zack. Tasted like beef jerky
by Lil dirty Pablo November 20, 2025
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