yeetus deletus suck on my nonexistent penis

It's a frase that I use to tell my friends to suck my penis, but I dont actually have a penis.

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"yeetus deletus suck on my nonexistent penis"

by GothicGhoul666 May 17, 2019

suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!

A term of multiple uses from sarcasm to passion.

In the heat of dirty sticky love one might say... Hey suck the snottie end of my fuck stick!

In a moment of anger suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! Bitch!

As I left the room in anger I yelled suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!

by c blocker April 17, 2011

national suck your boyfriends dick day

the 24th June 2021 is national suck your boyfriends dick day!

person 1: are you busy today babe
person 2: yeah im going out with a friend

person 1: aww but today is national suck your boyfriends dick day

by joshhyboi June 21, 2021

nigger sucking cunty runty faggoty maggoty

It has come to my attention that nigger sucking leads to cunty runty nigger fggot shit, so we fuck niggers all over the place. if u dont nigger then youre not a nigger ur not a faggot nigger ur a nigger nigger
niger
nigeria

me: nigger sucking cunty runty faggoty maggoty
u: wtf nigger

by ]NIGGERSUCKINGCRISPYMUNCHYDICK April 17, 2022

tell your asshole to suck my dick

Commanding a man/woman to allow an assfucking to take place!
Requesting Anal sex in a demanding form to another human being!
A punking between two mates/bros/friends!

(RingRing) hey whats going good wit it! Fuck you homie tell ur asshole to suck my dick!

Excuse me sir may I ask you a question... yes..yes you can...could you kindly tell your asshole to suck my dick!

by Nedly "NED" Nerdstrom April 14, 2008

PENIS HORMY PENIS SUCK OFF YES

dis nigga penis and hs shit peni and he horny af and penis or dick with a mf there as well he suck him off

"when Penis Hormy Penis Suck off yes, this a nigga so damn gorny he and his penis and horny ass nigga dick on his throat and sucvk on the black tip hel"

by TheExplosiveCherry November 27, 2019

Suck my nuts through a bendy straw

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.

Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

by CianD_05 April 20, 2021