mary j blige

someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.

person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.

by babefest July 17, 2021

Triple J jump

Triple J jump ; Triple is a Nationwide radio station in Australia. They had the idea, if all there listeners JUMP in unison, it should trigger the richter scale.

The Triple J jump was huge, richter scale measures ranged Australia wide. Triple J is Australian Government Funded.

by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020

J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025

Willie J. Williams Middle School

The best school in Georgia, with the best teachers (Mrs. Williams)

I go to Willie J. Williams Middle School, what about you?

by Sigma skibidi rizz in ohio June 21, 2025

j-rob

to sexually assault

Better ask for consent, you don’t want to j-rob her!

by usr1232456 January 14, 2025

J Storm

An extremely bad blackout that bites people and eats raw hot dogs. Someone you should be scared of

Did you guys see the j storm tonight? Looked like a hurricane

by Betty Crockkker March 15, 2021

J bean

J bean is a kind boy with a big heart also he smokes cocaine daily.

J bean is a good boy

by heaviest kid goin🤘🏾 November 12, 2022