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Sleepy Shits

When every time you fall asleep you shit yourself!
Plus I got the sleepy shits, that’s when you shit yourself every time you fall asleep! Only happened about 6 times! Only got the sheets twice! Needless to say I’m plum wore out!
by Jonathan the poon handler January 14, 2019
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Mondo-shit

A thin sheet of bright green diarrhea coating in side a toilet bowl after take a long hard shit
Damn I hand to take a mondo-shit
by Uncle rosco July 5, 2018
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the shit is bananas

When shit becomes a tropical, yellow fruit with thick peel.
Most known for Gwen Stefanis' "Hollaback girls".
Gwen: The shit is bananas! B A N A N A S
by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018
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Ketotic Shit

Ketotic Shit, a unique form of humanoid defication. It is characterized by a sudden, unprovoked, sometimes surprising urge for immediate fecal release. Usually caused by lower carb diets, the dump itself can be quick onset, usually containing smaller fecal matter surrounded by a more oily like liquid all likely the result of burning fat exiting down throough the bunghole. Each Ketotic Shit with its distinct aromatic flavor should provide the shitter with abundant dieting satisfaction and confidence in continued weight loss.

Shit yourself with joy to smaller clothes and fewer pounds!!
Hey babe, I can tell that I just had my first Ketotic Shit! My low carb/calorie diet has kicked right in with these oily looking fat burning shit smells coming up at me! I’m so stoked!!! Can’t wait to shit again !!!
by The Shitster! August 14, 2018
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primal shit

the act of taking ones pants off in the midst of pooping
I just took the most primal shit of my life
by bort. July 28, 2019
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Fupa Shit

A situation where you blowin chunks out yo piss-hole.
I done fupa shit my undergarments.
by TheRealCrackBoots November 6, 2019
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Shit Subway

The act of two people pressing each others asses together with assholes in perfect alignment and shitting a turd back and forth.
Me and Ralph are gonna take a ride on the shit subway if you know what I mean.
by TheMentalExecutioner November 7, 2019
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