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Hit and run journalism

When you report on a story that doesn't pan out, and you don't issue an apology, simply keep on reporting on other stories that won't pan out either.
by Sexydimma September 27, 2022
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run time error

When something doesn't go your way; you f'd up a task; forgetting to drop a job.
"DERN, Internet Explorer is not working...I just got a run time error"

Made up by PMS affiliates!
by rjf February 5, 2008
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running

cardio activity that, despite its huge popularity and cult status, is actually not that great for your joints, gradually destroying your knees, in particular, at an accelerated pace.

searching this quickly online will tell you that you can avoid knee pain after running by "icing your knees" and "taking anti-inflammatory medication as needed", but this alone should tell you running is not actually healthy for you in the first place, for real! why not pick to have good knees when you are in your 80s?

if you do insist in picking this activity, over kinder ones, like swimming, biking, or power walking, for example, as a challenge, to prove yourself or just because you wanna purely impress when prancing around in aesthetic athletic gear or mentioning your average pace, do be mindful to: select adequate shoes, take some supplements to help your joins, like glucosamine, avoid running downhill, always just uphill, build good form, to reduce impact and wobbling on stepping, skip running on asphalt and pick running tracks, thread mills or dirt paths that are even, and do a lot of leg exercises, to build up your surrounding muscles, so that they take pressure off the knees.
anyone asking: Forcett, wanna go running?
Doug: no.
by wokeup2this July 9, 2022
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Power-Run

An exercise in which you run a long distance at a fast speed until your body collapses
Bill told his wife that he was going for a power-run
by Dr.Dot April 15, 2016
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Running penis

The Running Penis is a creature that Rose From the Penis of a Boy That Fell of and he Turned into a girl. Now the running penis runs around schools and takes the penises of boys and turnes them into girls and turns the girls pregnant. With every penis it consumes it becomes bigger and stronger.

Be aware of the running penis.
Samuel: „Simon the running penis stole your genitals!“
Simon: „My name is Simone now!“
by Lil period simon March 12, 2025
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Run the puffing Billy

When a group of senior men over the age of 70 run a train on your girl. The term is from how one of the oldest steam trains is called The Puffing Billy, and how some of those 80 year old weenies let out a puff of air instead of a cumshot upon finishing
My ex gf said she was going to the retirement home to volunteer, but it turns out she was there to let a bunch of old heads run the puffing Billy on her
by comicsansessay39 June 29, 2025
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run the groove

When, after mle ejaculation, the female partner evacuates any remaining semen from the male's urethra( either with finger or tongue)
After fellating me, she would run the groove to complete the act!! It was heavenly !
by Rtech1 August 17, 2016
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