The act of jizzing in your pants on a roadtrip and letting it crust until the next rest stop or end of destination
Ted: Yo man I heard Mikey hit a third leg roadie.
Steve: Aw yeah he told me he couldn’t wait til the next gas station!
Steve: Aw yeah he told me he couldn’t wait til the next gas station!
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Ha! I spent my teenage years drifting around frozen roads and driving 8 hours a day for my parents business. My grandfather built half of the frozen tundra with his bare hands.
Hym "Ha! 'Drive our roads' he says! I've been walking in the freezing cold all winter and this isn't even the first winter I've had to navigate on foot. I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Platinum and drive your roads and your moose-riding police force would end up PAYING ME FINES for riding SOBER! Look, I'm not going to take shit from people who get paid 55 dollars an hour to drink over-priced whiskey and sleep on the taxpayer dime while their coworkers talk about UFOs and I'm certainly not going to let them tell me they don't have to abide by my 5th amendment rights. What you NEED to do is get a handle on these mentally disabled sister-molesters you are giving hundreds of billions of dollars to PUT MY AI IN YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS and take the money out of THEIR banks account and then put it in MY bank account. That's what you need to do."
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