Poo poo Pa pa

Because that's how it works.

Because that's how the poo poo pa pa goes son.

by Masterofdapoo March 20, 2020

vancey Poo the Californian

The most ADHD ginger you’ll ever meet also he flirts with all guys and has a 9 year old lesbian girlfriend

Omg he just flirted with my boyfriend, don’t worry he’s just a Vancey Poo the Californian.

by IAMVANCEYPOOTHECALIFORNIAN June 14, 2023

reasonably large poo

What Adam did on the 19:30 virgin train from London to Glasgow

"I've just had a reasonably large poo and there is no toilet roll left on the @virgintrains 19.30 train from Euston to Glasgow pls send help."

by stan claire May 1, 2022

Poo face

It’s a very offensive term in UK slang often used by “roadmen”

You’re such a poo face!

by oscarrrrrrrrr August 14, 2020

Monkey poo

When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)

Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?

by the one and only jerusaphelt April 24, 2022

Poo

A poo is a spice used to cook lasagne, poo can also mean a vacuum that sucks up dogs free willy’s

Stacey: look at that dogs free Willy
Jennifer: they should use a poo on that dog

by Coolkidwithabigtootu October 24, 2020

Poo Wanker

Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.

That guy over there is such a poo wanker..

by nofun March 16, 2014