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whoo-hah pants

Pants girls wear that are so tight, (yoga pants, leggings, jeans, rider pants, hot shorts, PJ's), that you can see the camel toe. She can't help it. But it seems to be a widely accepted trend. Don't get me wrong. I love the curves it shows off. I just think the front is a little too suggestively indecent.
Homie 1: "Hey, aren't you coming to the cafeteria for lunch?"

Homie 2: "Nah. I thought I'd go for fast food today."
Homie 1: "Yo! Don't miss out on this phenomenon! Every girl on campus is in whoo-hah pants and they're ALL going to be there. Come to lunch, Dude!"

Homie 2: "Ooh! Okay."
by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023
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squinchy pants

When a girl gets .... ya know .... horney. Her vagina gets all wet and then she's wearing, like pants, like at work or some everyday situation, and then she has to walk around with sqinchy pants all day.
squinchy pants
John makes all the girls at work get squinchy pants.

Girl 1: Hey is that John over there?

Girl 2: Yeah it is! He's so hot he gives me squinchy pants.
Girl 1: Yeah, I work with him and then for the rest of the day I have to walk around with my pants all squinchy.
by Princess Lorraine March 7, 2017
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Pants crouton

A piece of feces left after wiping that has become crusty after time.
I think I have a pants crouton stuck between my cheeks.
by JoeyHey October 11, 2015
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over the pants squeezaroo

When a male gets his genital area squeezed from over the pants.
Last night Sally gave me an over the pants squeezaroo
by Countrydoggystyle42 February 1, 2016
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Pant my Shanties

Play on the phrase 'shat my panties'
'I watched that film, I pant my shanties!'
by theclash134 February 25, 2005
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Poo Pants

The specific pair of pants you only wear on days that you have diarrhea
Those brown sweat pants are my Poo Pants.
by Aimee Kay June 11, 2017
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monkey bum pants

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero
my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat
by woahhuymandude May 8, 2018
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