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lotion night

when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.
what did you do last saturday night

it was not saturday night it was lotion night

oh...what movie did they see
by lotion night every night March 10, 2012
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Sunday Night

"I only have to write a 800 word essay, I can do it Sunday night".
by gamingtdr April 7, 2015
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Night

Daytime but for unpopular people or single adults
Mom: sleep its night
Unpopular person: no

Single adult: no
by Shigmaster January 15, 2022
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Sunday Night

Sunday night, thy night we men dread most.

When all your thoughts come to your mind.

All your heartbreaks, misfortunes, and all helplessness come to attack.

Nothing hits harder than a lonely Sunday night.

Not even girls can hit a man hard enough in the heart than a Sunday night.
John: Bro its sunday night.

Adam: Damn bro,dont know if ill make this one.
by JackEChan October 30, 2022
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Night-Day Doubleheader

The act of getting oral sex the night before, and the next day by the same partner. Not to be confused with the Bookend or Matching Bookend
Miranda finished off the night-day doubleheader this morning when I stopped by w her coffer
by Rodneylr July 6, 2016
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Buck ass night

The kind of night where you get so fucked up you end up texting your ex-after drinking ice tea flavored white claws
Theo texted his ex girlfriend because he was having a buck ass night
by Pretty Tyrant August 23, 2021
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Last margarita of the night

When you combine the last drops from bottles of liquor and cups of beer so you can insert it into the most sober girl at the party before she picks the guy she wants to drink it. Typically, this ancient mating ritual means they will spend the night together.
I met my third wife when she picked me for the last margarita of the night. The taste was brutal, but she looked so happy i knew she was the one.
by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023
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