tahitian vanilla bean

When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris

Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)

by Owenthecockshucker November 5, 2013

Bean Head

When someone is a straight up fool

Sophie is a bean head for not unblocking me on Snapchat

by nick82 February 2, 2021

bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.

While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

Bean

A cute little thing is called a {bean}

person 1- look at that little bean
person 2- awww so cute <3 >~<

by pseudo1234imcool January 5, 2020

Heavy beans

When something is really not ok

That drink is heavy beans

by Daviesollie May 14, 2022

gumpster bean

jude with gump

kate: ooo jude is gumpy
frankie: ooo yes hes the biggest gumpster bean

by anonymous April 6, 2024

Beans

the little pink things on the bottom of cats paws

the little black things on the bottom of dogs paws

"I love the cute little Beans on my cats paws!"

by Spookpedia December 27, 2024