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Ass Face

Refers to a person whose cheeks are so bloated and round that it makes their face look like a nice juicy ass. They often times will have shit or cum in their mouths. YUMMY!
Yo Ass Face! Close your mouth it smells like shit, Shit Breath!
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shit faced

Shit Faced: from the Latin "shitibus faceibus".

1) To have one's entire face covered in feces.
2) To become so intoxicated/high that you act like an asshole/whore/your math teacher and perform things/sexual acts that you would never do in your right mind.
1) Because my face is covered in shit, I am shit faced.
2) God, after those 15 bottle of scotch, I was shit faced and woke up next to my math teacher.
by PlummiPLUM April 10, 2004
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ass in the face

When your least favorite athlete is on tv and nothing suits him finer then pulling your pants down and putting your ass by the tv.
Jay: Mcnabb has been killing us today.
Dan: Guess its time for the ass in the face!
Jay: You or me?
by dandaman352 March 29, 2007
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skank face

1) Facial expression designed to indicate extreme displeasure at chach bag. The lower region of the face must be distorted in a manner that makes the offender know they just got skanked.

2) The only appropriate way to react to a chach face.
"When he started being an ass, I put on my best skank face.

"Oh no, I think she just gave you the skank face."
by Lcross April 13, 2008
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Eating Face

Can be used as a slang for the high you get from doing bathsalts. Also used when you physically eat someones face while on bathsalts. Also referred to as going zombie.
Q"Hey what did you do last night?"
A"Hung out, took bathsalts, ate a little face... you know, the usual."

Q"Hey i have some bathsalts, anyone wanna eat face?"

Q"What are you doing later?"
A"Eating face."
by firenuts August 29, 2012
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banana face

Someone who has a face covered in freckles, giving the appearance of a ripe banana skin.
Dave: God, Lindsay Lohan is so hot
Stuart: Ew! she's a banana face!
Dave: What do you mean?
Stuart: She's covered in freckles, you must have a Freckle fetish
by Mentirosa August 6, 2011
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Face rape

when someone forcibly tries to make out with you or kisses you with no warning. Or when someone kisses your whole face instead of just your mouth
Luke: So i heard you made out with Furph on the weekend...

Laurs: NO WAY he totally face raped me! Ew!
by Nikki Sasquatch April 15, 2009
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