Pump a Dump

“Is a sexual act on which one thrusts once and then immediately following shits themselves”

“Hold on sally I gotta take a shit, I know you don’t want me to ‘Pump a Dump’ again”

by Slobknob247 March 5, 2019

in the dumper

In the toilet. Down the tube.

Our chances of winning are in the dumper.

by barber of seville May 24, 2019

Strum the dummy

To slam the ham or beat the meat; to masturbate with one's trouser worm.

Jeffrey is upstairs trying to strum the dummy, while the rest of us are trying to play hide the kielbasa in the family room.

by Unlearned Hand July 24, 2019

On your dummy head

A term used when your are dealing with incompetent people.

Also when you get a kill or block in volleyball

Julie said “on your dummy head” when she got a kill and won the game.

by Dummyheads December 17, 2019

Three-Course-Dump

Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.

Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.

Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.

Bon appootit.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?

Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?

Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.

by Stoney69 February 2, 2020

Dumb Dumb Dummy

A sarcastic way of telling someone that something they did was idiotic.

If he hadn’t been trying to jump over the fire naked and drunk, he would have gotten burned. He’s a Dumb Dumb Dummy. - Aimy

by Real Superman April 5, 2020

Dumb Dumb Dummy

A sarcastic way of telling someone that something they did was idiotic.

If he hadn’t been trying to jump over the fire naked and drunk, he would have gotten burned. He’s a Dumb Dumb Dummy. - Aimy

by Real Superman April 5, 2020