by Midnight clam September 30, 2019
Get the Dick weaselmug. When you have three or more men stuck their needle dicks inside of your chode and the nut shot burns through your cock.
Jerry: "Damn did you here that Scott had a tortellini dick last night?"
Jim: "Yeah I heard the nut got stuck in his urethra!"
Jerry: "Holy hell!!"
Jim: "Yeah I heard the nut got stuck in his urethra!"
Jerry: "Holy hell!!"
by NightmareFuel13 January 15, 2019
Get the Tortellini dickmug. a phrase used by no-one. This epic definition describes when something is so dier its actually dick. for the record i used it once.
*playing footy*
conor: shoots just above the crossbar in the corner of the goal so it doesn't go in
kallum: jeez that shot was dick dier
or
lewis: Tottenham's defense is so bad its dick dier. *proceeds to chuckle by himself*
conor: shoots just above the crossbar in the corner of the goal so it doesn't go in
kallum: jeez that shot was dick dier
or
lewis: Tottenham's defense is so bad its dick dier. *proceeds to chuckle by himself*
by muph October 11, 2021
Get the dick diermug. “Wow that chick is a daughter-of-a-dick!l
by Cbsoccer04 March 16, 2020
Get the daughter-of-a-dickmug. Start your morning by tossing raw eggs into your underwear and moving your penis in a circular motion as if actually whisking. Use mixture to cook scrambled eggs or an omelet as you would. Possibilities are Endless!
Person A: Yo bro I made my girl some scrambled dick for breakfast this morning.
Person B: Great way to start off your day!
Person B: Great way to start off your day!
by KidsWearStripes August 29, 2016
Get the Scrambled Dickmug. by kbj412 June 28, 2010
Get the PJ Dickmug. Any object that is so crooked and warped that it strongly resembles a bent dick with a sharp angle change halfway up the base.
by Cookie Batman November 22, 2013
Get the tommy dickedmug.