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Penis-Crocker

The term used for a hugely nice penis. Usually associated with the wird jordan if you look it up. Girls love it and gets alot of action. For action you want one for one of your three wishes ;)
Ahh,,, Shall we have abit of Penis-Crocker fun?
by J/O/R/D/A/N April 20, 2010
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Queen Cricker

Methed out 17 year old sluts who fuck other people's husbands...and then try to convince everyone that you can turn a whore into a housewife. Home wrecker, stupid bitch and scummy cunt are also good definitions.
No better example than the queen cricker herself, Tracy Freeze.
by agentjojobear October 2, 2011
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carmel craker

Carmel craker

A Caucasian who basically thinks they are and/or acts Mexican.
Carmel craker

Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.
by Farmer_jack January 13, 2017
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Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶
Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake
by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017
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Petty Crocker

When someone who has cooked a meal doesn't receive the praise that they feel

they deserve and resorts to insulting the people eating the meal.
Mom's spaghetti was okay, but she went all Petty Crocker and started questioning our manhoods when we didn't ask for seconds.
by halestorm187 December 22, 2017
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Stinky Crackler

When you pull your pants down, spread your asscheeks apart, and fart; making a crackling sound and causing the area to smell very stinky.
He became furious when I ripped a stinky crackler in his wife's face.
by BloodyChipotleShit December 22, 2017
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Meaty Clackers

Something you exclaim when you see someone make an extremely bold move. Indicating that he has a large set of testicles.
Matt has some very Meaty Clackers, he's playing fortnite on the school computer even though the teacher just got extremely angry at Logan for playing surviv.io.
by papi12308432 May 29, 2018
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