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Brain Smog

A much more severe form of brain fog, where you're brain is absolutely polluted due to various substances. You can't think right, your memory is fucked. It's Monday.
I can't remember if I called in sick yet I have the worst brain Smog. Kill me.
by Smogandthecity April 17, 2022
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Brain Chemist

A person who has the ability to use drugs cathartically as a way to heal themselves and others rather than fall into addiction and depravity.
Them: Did you hear about Brian? He was caught doing speedballs!

Me: Don’t worry he knows what he’s doing. Brian is a brain chemist.
by deememetee January 22, 2021
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brain sliver

an annoying song that is stuck on a loop in the brain brain that is nearly impossible to make it stop playing.
I woke up and this brain sliver just keeps playing over and over an I can't remove it from my brain.
by Dr. Jaquith August 27, 2014
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Brain Cancer

When someone gives you immaculate brain and warps your perception of reality so much to where you got to much brain and now it’s not alive.
Shawty brain so good it gives me brain cancer
by IBeDoingWork March 28, 2022
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Tugging Brain

Masturbating. When your brain (shriveled balls) are tugged from the pulling of your penis.
You know when your roommate knocks on your door when you're tugging brain and asks, "can I come in?" and you yell as loud as you can from your gut "TUGGGGGGGGGIN BRAAAAAAAAIN!"
by Rawdogginitsince96 August 9, 2021
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Female Brain

Again, the claim is not that they have the wrong brain. The CLAIM is that they have an internal "Self" that is divorced from their biology. It's no different than the Catholic's internal self claim regarding a SOUL or the claim that ETERNAL DAMNATION AWAITS PEOPLE WHO DON'T BEHAVE HOW CATHOLICS WANT THEM TO BEHAVE.
Hym "Seriously... A female brain can't be born in a male body and a Jew can't have a special God given authority over the holy land. There is just about as much evidence for the former as the latter."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2023
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Brian Brain

When you have a strong, humorous but klutzy brain
Can't believe I just did that. It was a right Brian brain moment.
by Zentient_Being July 24, 2023
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