floating boner

Floating boner is a boner delivered by a beautiful woman via no physical contact only text

'She's so hot it didn't take any hands; a couple texts and I had a floating boner'

by Bassgypsy November 6, 2013

Chronic boner

When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party

I’ve had chronic boner for 2 hours now but I’m at my wedding

by Penistoucher9000 July 6, 2022

Insta-boner

When you get hard instantly. There us no gradual hardening. Instantaneous hardening. (usually rips pants)

Dude! She was so hot she gave me an insta-boner!

by Dick Guzzler July 18, 2016

re-boner

Getting a hard-on too soon after cumming, and requiring you to punch your dick until it gets soft again, to avoid priapism.

"Shit man, I jerked off twice today, and my dick just got hard again. That re-boner shit ain't good for you, so I did a little preemptive strike with some fridge door slams. Problem solved."

"Uh. Word."

by zombieskin October 14, 2011

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by Scrufflorrd June 26, 2023

40% Boner

When the base of your dick is hard but the head is still soft

MALE: Oh boy, I'm at a 40% Boner right now!
FEMALE: Just wait until it's at 100%!

by cumguzzler6000 December 11, 2022

boner

An enlargement and hardening of the penis. The only way to get one is to chill with the bros.

I played basketball with some friends, so obviously, as usual, we all got raging boners. My girlfriend loves b-ball day because I'm DTF afterward.

by Villeville August 11, 2021