Poon-blockage

Tampon

DUDE 1: I tried banging this chick but she had her poon-blockage in.

by blahblahface February 20, 2009

Path Blocker

a person who makes a living jumping out in front of other people (mainly people in a rush) and walk slower therefore blocking their path.

also works while driving

a path blocker may professional or else doing it for recreational purposes.

"sorry im late, i got trapped in by a path blocker

by steFANNYPAKK September 28, 2008

digit blocker

After spending several hours chatting someone up online, person A asks for person B's phone number. Person B plays hard to get and indicates that person A just might be lucky enough to get the phone number so person A persists with hopes that person B will eventually give in. Person A SHOULD just give up because Person B is just playing hard to get and who has time for that?

Sam: Dave, ya know I think you're superfly and would enjoy having a chat on the phone, seeing how we've hit it off on the computer for about 12 hours now.
Dave: Um no, I'm just going to tease you for ages before you finally show zero interest in me. At that point, I might give you my number just to see if you still want it.
Sam: Why ya gotta be like that, you Digit Blocker.

by Toozday October 16, 2008

Lead Blocker

When someone has a tooth that seemingly grows in front of a row of teeth in an obtrusive and obvious way. Generally the misplaced teeth are so unsightly it comes as a shock when the person's mouth opens. Jewels teeth are a mild example.

That chick was hot, but when she smiled she totally had a lead blocker.

by talkradio January 30, 2009

cock block

when a guy sees a girl and starts to pop a boner by he can't because he's either in a public place or around people.

Steven: "oh man see that chick?!"
Pete: "yea dude she's a hottie"
Steven: "dude I'm getting hard just lookin at her..."
Pete: "here comes the boss!!"
Stevn: "oh man that's a cock blocker."

by Hotpinkluvr May 13, 2009

SMOKE BLOCKER

someone who buys smokes for a hot ass female so that she won't have show her tits or any other part of her anatomy for smokes anymore

Daddy (smoke blocker) bought these for you so that you don't have to be objectified by those guys anymore.

by ihitthat2 July 31, 2009

Back Blocking

when your in a circle of friends, and one of you friends stands in front of you so you cant talk to them.

chris walks over to your circle of friends and stands in front of you, you say to him "dude, stop Back Blocking me"

by Adassica September 30, 2009