Five quick ones

a slap or hit, directed towards a particulary ignroant person

"shut your mouth or I'll give you five quick ones

by Vulcan43 October 08, 2008

one time

The act of Police officers driving around the block one time then driving away.

"One time," warned Ramone as he and Bernard shopped for rims.

by Leon May 22, 2003

spank one off

v. Masturbate.

He disappeared into the bathroom for 10 minutes, and I knew he'd gone to spank one off.

by Pecan Pie April 30, 2004

VapoRub one out

Masturbating with Vicks VapoRub as lubricant.

I had to VapoRub one out the other day and my genitals felt like Alaska for a week!

by Mc Kjos January 06, 2011

Pull the other one

A gentle challenge or rejoinder to a fanciful or bullshit statement or a tall tale. An idiom you use to tell someone that you do not believe what they have just said.

Derived from the game where you ask someone to "pull my finger" and fart, then ask them to "pull my other finger" or "now pull the other one".

-- Example 1 --

GUY 1:
"Yeah I drank about 20 beers but the cop couldn't tell I was drunk and let me go."
GUY 2:
"Pull the other one. I don't think so."

-- Example 2 --

From Scene 1 of Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
KING ARTHUR:
Whoa there!
clop clop clop
SOLDIER #1:
Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR:
It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
SOLDIER #1:
Pull the other one!
ARTHUR:
I am,... and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot.
I must speak with your lord and master.
SOLDIER #1:
What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR:
Yes!
SOLDIER #1:
You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR:
What?

by Hugh Johnson August 16, 2006

Put One In The Air

Smoking A Joint With Someone

Hey, You Wanna Put One In The Air, I Gotta Gram Of Mids

by Cody M. April 07, 2006

one finger salute

give the middle finger to some...

yeah dude you can take that one finger salute and stink it in your dumper bitch

by matches April 26, 2003