Fart tag

the paper tags that are always strategically places by a stuffed animal's behind.

Hey look, the beanie baby has its name on its fart tag!

by phantom gas chamber December 21, 2009

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Cacky Fart

When you mean to fart but you accedentally cac your self.

Mr. Poe: I have to fart, everyone leave the room! Now!!!
Mrs. Bathrobe: Okay, I will leave.
10 minutes later...
Mrs. Bathrobe: Poe are you still dere.?
Mr. Poe: Mrs, i accedently Cacky Farted mai undies.

by AnononononononymousX June 6, 2010

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muffled fart

When a male eats out a females butt and she happens to fart.

hey jan wanna go and give me a muffled fart

by goldbrood77 May 28, 2008

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avid farts

Quick cuts, flashes of random imagery in modern day Hollywood movies that make it fuckin impossible to tell what's going on. Used particularly by commercials director Michael Bay.

"All the avid farts in this TRANSFORMERS movie are giving me a headache"

by stones throw August 28, 2008

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FART PLATTER

An entree composed of a variety of beans: Red beans, Pinto beans, butter beans et al that induce flatulence.

The third item on the menu is Fart Platter.

by PlanetJBH February 6, 2013

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Fart-camouflage

n. and v. The act of synchronizing coughing and/or flushing with an upcoming, potentially noisy fart in order to merge the sounds and avoid judgement from others when exiting. This usually happens in public restrooms or thin-walled houses; mostly done by females, although it is done by males when there is female within hearing range, fearing it might be a turn-off.

Girl 1: What the hell, Daisy flushed three times already.
Girl 2: Yeah, that's her fart-camouflage.
Girl 1: What a waste of water.

Dude 1: You ok man? Heard you coughing back there.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I was fart-camouflaging -- Daisy gets turned off by my farts.

by Oranjes May 4, 2013

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