Dirty Landscaper

A sex game that allows the man to act as landscaper, and the woman to act as the landscape. First the man "aerates" the woman by poking his penis into her mouth, vagina, and anus. Then, he trims her pubic hair, followed by ejaculating on her, serving as an "incesticide". Finally, the man releases feces on the woman as an act of "fertilizing".

During a hot chili dinner, Megan told Brad that she felt "unkempt" and could use a trim. Brad, thinking on his toes....suggested that it may be time for the "Dirty Landscaper" to pay a visit.

by Muck-a-luck January 24, 2007

Dirty Nina

The wildest and hottest sexual partner you have in a life time. It's a girl called Nina, that prefers to be called Daddy. Sounds cliche but she will make you come like nobody could.

Jane: Where were you last night? I was looking for you but you were gone.

Madison: Sorry I met a dirty Nina and went home with her.

Jane: Well in that case I would have dipped too ;)

by oldfashionedloverboy April 15, 2020

Dirty Jerzy

Any part of New Jersey that does -not- ascribe to its official nickname of "Garden State." It can be North Jersey, Central, or South. New Jersey is one of the country's largest producer of chemicals, and between Newark, Jersey City, and New York City across the river, New Jersey is without a doubt, dirty.

"Hey, where you from?"

"Dirty Jerzy!"

by Ulfsark March 16, 2010

Dirty Myles

When you fuck your friends dog and film it and post it on the hub under bbc watch it ever night buts into a glass and force your teacher to drink it

Dude rob pulled a dirty Myles last night

by Fortnite border control January 6, 2021

Dirty Mehmet

Dirty Mehmet is when someone sucks their partner's blue waffle and rips their pubes off with their teeth

Boy: Want me to give you a Dirty Mehmet?
Girl: Of course

by MrGrandma May 7, 2020

dirty snowstorm

The guy is working the girl from behind and cums in her asshole. She turns around and gets him to eat her out and while his face is downtown, she farts in it. And that's what you call a Dirty Snowstorm.

If you want to get back at a guy for being a punk, give him a dirty snowstorm.

by knarfrefinnej May 15, 2006

Dirty seal

1. The act of straightening your hair so poorly, its almost as though you did it with your feet.

2.It's also when the texture and cleanliness of the hair in question resembles that of a dirty seal's feases-encrusted fur.

sick cunt 1- Christ did you see Mary's hair this morning?

sick cunt 2- Chaa, yeah, she's totally got the dirty seal thing going on.

by Cady XIII May 13, 2009