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Crack Smack

When in an altercation, one takes his/her hand and drags it through his ass crack and smacks the opposing individual.
My friend said she wanted to do something my dad didn't like so he Crack smacked her.
by Dat Boi Buhlahkay December 19, 2021
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crack

Drugs or something that everybody wants
by YouAlreadyNo April 29, 2009
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Crack whore pores

Blemishes found on the face of someone who smokes crack
by Fantizzle March 17, 2021
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i was on crack

the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.
fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?

edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"

friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.
by penis of johnson. November 29, 2022
mugGet the i was on crackmug.

Crab Crack

Having a "Crab Crack" is when your ill fitting underwear rides up your arse crack, and you have to pinch them back into position using a crab pincher form with your hand.
"Hold on a second! I've got to stop walking, I have a bad case of Crab Crack!"
by PiggyFucboi October 2, 2017
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Cracked

He’s happy because he got cracked last night
by Narrcleorrr July 31, 2025
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Crispy crack

A weed sort know as crispy crack, very fine and has alot of thc value.
Wanna smoke this crispy crack with me buddy?
by Mooootjr February 24, 2018
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