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Crap Sandwich

The act of Analingus; salad tossing. Much like afish sandwich,except, the anus is the target of the oral stimulation.
She's so fine, I'd eat that crap sandwich!
by ROBOTRON2012 November 3, 2009
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Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich

When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.
by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014
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Beef sandwich having Slunt

When a slutty cunt has a beef sandwich of a bucket fanny between their legs.
Shazza H loves taking a plethora of long, oblong objects, including the local fire department’s shafts, up her beef sandwich clunge. She is also a slutty cunt. Therefore, she is a beef sandwich having slunt.
by Abdul Ba December 1, 2020
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finger sandwiches.

a finger between two grinding vaginas
"they both rubbed themselves on the hand, creating finger sandwiches.
by the tick tock man September 3, 2007
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Baloney Sandwich

A derogatory term for calling someone; specifically a male; a homosexual that likes to "suck baloney" which means that they like giving young underage men blowjobs for free.
Yo that faggot over there is such a Baloney sandwich! He keeps on flirting with all the dudes!
by JoKker.F7 July 5, 2019
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sandwich crossing

helping, e.g. children and old people, cross the road with the help of sandwich boards.
Meseems sandwich crossing is safe.
by uttam maharjan November 2, 2010
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Sandwich

A sandwich is something in your butthole that you need to shove your longest finger to reach.
Me"That sandwich is annoying"
Other"shove your longest finger up there"
by KingdomMeeph November 14, 2017
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