turkey slap 

Smashing sum bitch in the face with ur penis for her pleasure. A favourite pasttime of Jero and his girlfriends.

Girl: Hey jero, can u please turkey slap me...it makes me soooooo horny.
Jero: Yeah ill do that shit bitch, but u gotta promise me you won't cry cause i do have a watermelon cock.
Girl: Oh i want that shit bad, give me that asian love

turkey slap by dewy June 21, 2006

Crap Slap 

When you go into a room and shit into your hand, then run out wildly and slap someone in the face while the shit is in your hand.

Wow! Nick sure did get Chase with that Crap Slap.

Crap Slap by Mooneyham April 17, 2006

pizza slap 

To slap someone across the face with a slice of pizza. Like a bitch slap but with pizza, preferably with hot greasy pizza.

A fight broke out in the cafeteria and both kids laid down the pizza slap on each other and suffered burns to the face.

pizza slap by bruce mcnair November 1, 2007

Soapy Hand Slap 

The Soapy Hand Slap is a sexual act. The way it works is a male ejaculates into his hand, works the spunk into a bit of a lather, then slaps his sexual partner in the face with his now jizz-lathered hand.

Guy : Ugghhhhhnnnnnnnnnn....uhhh....nnnnnnnnn....ah. Ahh. Ah-ah-oh-uhhhhhnnnn. (heavy breathing ensues)

Girl : Whew! That was...well, that was, um...good.

Guy : (fakes masturbating using spunk as lube, in order to work up a lather)

Girl : Oh. You trying to get it up so we can go again?

Guy : Soapy Hand Slap!!! (slaps girl with lathered hand, smearing spunk across her face).

Girl : So, wer'e done, right? I mean, that pretty much just ended our relationship. Ok. Well, see you later, asshole.

Soapy Hand Slap by blackholepcs July 11, 2009

yo slap happy pappy 

the conclusion to the "yo mama" conflicts:

bob- what did we have for homework today?
bill- yo mama
bob- yo daddy
bill- you slap happy pappy

erm...see above

yo slap happy pappy by ninj4 March 23, 2004

wet fish slap

when a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his bitch in the face, in which cum is spread about her face.

gf: dirty bastard u slapped me and my face has ur
bf: really, i just gave u a wet fish slap
gf: wah??
bf: figure it out urself

wet fish slap by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 18, 2009

National slap ass Day

Where you slap boyfriend/girlfriend or any person ass

Hey I heard u slap ur girlfriend ass on National slap ass day

National slap ass Day by THE SAVAGE JAY 12 May 26, 2018