Description of someone or something having a tight desposition. Has nothing to do with a female turtles biology but provides the audience with a fantastic mental picture of how tight something is.
Bro let's break into fort Knox and steal all the gold. Brugh that is a dumb idea their security is tighter than Turtle Pussy .
by Sundaymoney February 22, 2020
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Get the Free Pussy mug.1. When your pussy is pounded so hard that your pussy is literally dead... aka blown out, destroyed
2. A figurative form referencing the hilarity of something.
2. A figurative form referencing the hilarity of something.
1. When Ali came over to hook up with Jasmine he made her pussy dead.
2. Kourtney made a joke about Lauren getting bred, it made Lauren laugh so hard she was pussy dead.
2. Kourtney made a joke about Lauren getting bred, it made Lauren laugh so hard she was pussy dead.
by Pussydead1000 February 19, 2017
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Get the Pussy Crystals mug.When the female labia dangles below the vaginal walls. People who stretch their labias have shrimp pussies.
Did you see that Delta Zeta in the gold dress? She has some shrimp pussy!
No way, bro! That's so gross!
No way, bro! That's so gross!
by Bonita Appelbaum December 19, 2011
Get the Shrimp Pussy mug.noun: a name given to a woman's genitalia who has not had any sexual contact after a lengthy period of time resulting in the vaginal juices to ferment and produce an unpleasant odor commonly mistaken for yeast.
dude1; "i'll pay you $20 to sleep with dave's mom"
dude2; "hell no!! She got one yeasty pussy! i can smell it from here!!
dude1; "ok.......ill double it"
dude2; ".........................your on"
dude2; "hell no!! She got one yeasty pussy! i can smell it from here!!
dude1; "ok.......ill double it"
dude2; ".........................your on"
by mike hocks January 13, 2012
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