Comfort Porn

Warm and fuzzy, but ultimately useless, feel-good memes or statements.

Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.

by BobBoxx November 20, 2022

porn barbie

Perfect slut ; an attractive woman that has a lot of sex.

She's such a porn barbie.

by Pornbarbie March 15, 2016

Porn

Why did you look this up?
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LOOK UP PORN

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU LOOK UP PORN

by whydidulookthisup October 4, 2022

Soft Porn

My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers

Soft porn is like porn without sex lol

by giorgio4 November 21, 2021

lesbian midget porn

The thing you put on for little five year olds while babysitting.

Babysitter: What do kids watch nowadays?
Mom: Lesbian midget porn

by anonymous November 19, 2022

Fortnite Porn

A 14 year old boy who’s favourite pastime is watching fortnite porn and wanking so much that he cuts his nob. everyone shouts his name from one side of the school to the other, his name is liam knight.

“YO THERES FORTNITE PORN”
*everyone shouts*
“FORTNITE PORN!!”

by chorlie ennit January 10, 2024

republican porn

Very slow and boring pornography that gets the job done in an offensive way. (Once extremely popular from 2000-2008)

Guy 1: I don't have time to search for my fetish today, I need satisfactory porn now!

Guy 2: Try Republican porn, it's the vanilla ice cream of porn!

by 17%ofwomen April 26, 2014