(k)(l)(r)

The MSN/Windows Live Emoticsons for Kiss (K), Heart (L), and Rose (R), whcih are is a Combo ow how much you love them for "Cyber-Daters"

Kelly: Hey babe im going to bed (K)(L)(R)

Jon: Goodnight darling, (K)(L)(R). See you tomorrow!

OR

(K) Killing, We'll leave love alone as (L), (R) for recklessly!
Jon: (k)(l)(r)
Kelly: You're (k)(l)(r) ing me with this! Why man? Was breaking my heart fun for you? Laughing behind my back calling me every rotten degrading thing you could with our supossed friends fun for you? Want some Clarity now?

Jon: IDC (k)(l)(r)
Kelly: FYI Look up. . . It's 'Emotion' 'Icons,' 'Which,'(no is) 'of,' and 'for,' darling! That knock to my left has taken a lot of work to correct though. A lot of personal work! Couldn't you have at least been conciderate enough to, . . .Oh Wait. . .

You DID! Did you do this to help me because speaking was embarrising for me to do with the stammer? I see the dates of the posts! Man, I'm so sorry we hurt eachother. It was not in any fairness to the people we both love. So can we at least agree on that. Do us both a favor and knock it off! I'm not a whore or a pimp or any of that. I'm just a person you enjoy hurting because you think it's funny or cute when I get pissed off. Look, I've been scared, angry I may not be able to raise my children and another event was going to happen again. It took a lot out of me. I want people to know how greatful I am for everthing they did do when I was trying just to speak & move well again and hating & hurting people because they have a hadicap is just wrong!!! I lived it!!! Joking is one thing and bullying is another! If you don't agree with that...How can you clame that you actualy love me? You can't even say hello in public. How crule and unusual is that? (k)(l)(r) right back at you! Have a good life! I wish you all well always!

by CaringRationalAlertZanyYarr September 30, 2012

K-Y Taunt

When a police officer pulls out personal lube on a criminal; especially a cop-killer or chomo. This one happened in Florida! WKRN News 2 in Jacksonville reported on this as the police officer gave the attempted murderer a little gift as in the personal lubricant. Maine Gov. Paul LePage would easy had made the crack as in 2013 Sen. Andrew Ian Dodge (1967-2014) reported for the Huffington Post on a similar remark.

Only In Florida a police officer would pull a K-Y Taunt as in pulling out a bottle of K-Y Jelly to a nineteen year old who was going away to prison in the courtroom, "You will need this where you're going!" The one taunted was 21 year old, Kevin Rojas, as it was documented on twitter.

“I brought a little gift for you,” the officer told Rojas, according to Action News Jax. “You will need it where you are going.”

Some on twitter were groaning because the cop made a gleeful rape joke; as in what to avoid in prison aka contracting the monster.

by illinoishorrorman March 10, 2018

kdzfhg a;oibrugirjbelkyioybluaer uirhgah;k fslghjkvb;oigfxuyhioerhtl'p

When your cat jumps on your keyboard and starts playing on it

Man1: Hey Kitty! Jump off the keyboard now!!!
*looks at his email*
*Dear sir,
kdzfhg a;oibrugirjbelkyioybluaer uirhgah;k fslghjkvb;oigfxuyhioerhtl'p*
*with a final paw at the enter key, his e-mail is sent*

by ProgrammingKeeda September 10, 2020

K pop sexual

When you are a k pop stan and you are really attracted to the members of groups and you are a fucking simp and can't have a gf/bf because you like Korean boys/girls

person: I like you
k pop sexual: are u a Korean girl/boy
person: no
k pop sexual: k bye

by Miho.jghk January 22, 2021

u/k

The definition of u/k means either 1. A nickname for the United Kingdom and 2. To support Ukraine.

1. British Person: Welcome to the u/k! :)
Jake: Cool! :)
2. Jack: u/k we support! :)
Richard: Holy shit, thank you for supporting Ukraine! :)
Jack: You’re welcome! :)
Ukraine: :)

by KB_2024 September 20, 2023

k-butt

When the diarrhea is so bad a little foam comes out at the end like brewing a k-cup.

I had really bad diarrhea last knight, I pulled a k-butt.

by Gstsr March 21, 2023

Mommi K

Mommi K is an hyperpop artist who blew up late 2020.

She is also the queen of "Com."

Mommi K is the icon the world needs

by Mother Katrinia January 4, 2023