Anal Flood

When you give a girl an enema and force her to hold it in before you perform anal sex. This causes contractions that can be pleasurable to the man.

It is advisable to have her use a dueche first as this may have disastrous results if she is not in complete control of herself.

Dude, I gave her an anal flood before I put it in and I could feel her bear down on me the whole time.

by Dr. McNasty420 August 20, 2023

top floor desk

the top

i been tryin’ my best, i want top floor desk

by supermanomri July 23, 2024

Sea Floofer

An alternate name for a seal. Extremely fat and adorable creatures.

Cash to Sherri "Look at this sea floofer, thing is a fatass."

by Can't find a Username:( August 4, 2024

Nugget-Floof

Little bits of nuggets proceed to start slipping out of one's anal region

Yo gang did you see Jesse's NUGGET-FLOOF, it got all over my sheets

by JarenNKthethird August 15, 2024

I Floop the pig

When two men are playing a game of card wars and one man destroys corn fields by flopping the pig

Actually, my Ancient Scholar's been studying the Raise the Dead ability.

The Ancient Scholar comes out of the schoolhouse, holding a spellbook.

SO WHAT?

So, my Ancient Scholar raises the dead. The Pig is revived. I floop the Pig.

by Ballhair16 September 29, 2023

Flint Flooder

When you shit so bad it turns the tap water in to brown murky water, similar to the water in Flint MI.

I just made a flint flooder and now I cant wash my hands.

by jamaican bobsled team October 21, 2023

Rudd Flood

The physical reaction a woman may experience at the sight of actor, Paul Rudd.

I saw that new comedy and, let me tell you -- total Rudd flood.

by KD Verb January 20, 2024