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Loaf Crusher

I HATE NITWITS! THEY'RE ALL STUPID LOAF CRUSHERS
by JJFROMCLAREMONT August 30, 2025
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Chromosome Crusader

Someone whose mostly a liberal that supports

antifa, modern day feminism etc,

A Chromosome Crusader is usually the individuals who are morbidly obese has either purple/bright blue or some other unatural hair color they also have pronouns and expect everyone to accept their delusional behaviors and if you don't

They resort to calling you either a "Nazi" or A "Fascist" they also claim they tolerate everyone but only if they believe in the same views and opinions as themselves.
*A Man in the park* Hello their Sir how are You doing today?

*The Chromosome Crusader* Did You just assume my gender without asking Me what my pronouns are? You fucking NAZI! You're a straight white male You fucking FASCIST! That's it I'm going to go on my Tik Tok to rant about how much of a rAcIsT hOmOpHoBiC tRAnSpHoBiC Nazi YOU ARE!
by JaCrispyOfficial September 22, 2025
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celebrity crush

a romantic attraction or/and infatuation to an individual, particularly a celebrity or a well known person, that makes you connect in a way that describes the type of person one is looking for in their future relationships, or simply for their general amusement.

typically common for adolescences and teenagers who are going through puberty and experiencing strong emotions they never felt for the first time.
Person 1 - “who is the person on the phone?”
Person 2 - “it’s my celebrity crush! isn’t he cute?”
Person 1 - “i guess so… but my celebrity crush is harry styles.”
by asahiisateacher October 14, 2025
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national crush day

October 19 is National Crush Day. Confess to your crush.
by Hazleeeee October 19, 2025
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KFC Crusader

A derogatory term used to describe a black person due to their affection for KFC chicken.
by Broken91 October 27, 2025
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Music crush

like how some people have hallway crushes, work crushes, celebrity crushes.
this is a music crush maybe you listen to a certain band or artist a lot and just get a giddy feeling over a song.. or the artist in general a lead singer, the drummer... etc its just a cutesy little crush and you feel happy knowing your a fan of ones work you appreciate them! don't be parasocial tho, or weird abt it...
*person 1* "omg i just love their music so much! either something about their voice, or the sound the vibe they create it just makes me all happy inside"

*person 2* you're totally obsessed with them like you have a crush you're such a fangirl

*person 1* :O like a music crush!
by bluebeeslollllll October 31, 2025
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Distant Crush

Distant Crush
When one has a crush on someone that they don't a day to day interaction with. Usually someone they follow on social media.
Man look at Cindy looking so beautiful, she's my distant crush.
by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025
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