Tallahassee Boston Cream

The act of pooping and hollowing out the poop. After doing this a man ejaculates into the hollowed out poop, filling it up all the way. The man closes up the poop and freezes it. A few hours later the man will put the poop inside of a woman's vagina until it gets soft and warm (like a cookie). The couple will then slice open the poop, let the cum ooze out and (if they feel like it) eat it, dipping the poop in the cum.

Boy: "Hi Cindy, what're you doing on Friday night?"
Girl: "Not much. What are you doing?"
Boy: "Not sure. I might just stay home and masturbate."
Girl: "Well if you're in the mood, wanna come over and make a Tallahassee Boston Cream with me?"
Boy: "Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try one of those, I hear they're really good!"

by WackyWaffleWonder May 26, 2018

Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler

When a dog mercilessly licks mashed banana from between your nasty toes

Ya bruh I lost a game of cards… had to endure a Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler. I cried

by mrs-bulldops July 8, 2023

lean green mean cream machine

lacie

“lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny

by mr twittie twister and his sis February 10, 2021

cream cheese

A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.

Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere

by deltah404 October 16, 2021

Berries and cream

Do the little lad dance

do you want berries and cream
Yes
Do the little lad dance

by avoidrivers September 29, 2021

ice cream

The best thing ever. It's creamy, and sweet, and cold, and it melts on your tongue. MMMMMMMMMMMM~

"Lets go for ice cream!"

"AWESOME YAY!

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

by Raider Life May 13, 2017