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Chris Fixelius

Chris is the sexiest man on earth . He gets every girl. And usually does great in school. He got 81 procent on the good lookin scale. "Mamba out"
Oh take a look at that white boiii Chris Fixelius he is popping number threeee. Calling "Porzingis for MVP"
by Kristaps4MVP December 12, 2016
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Fuck Chris

The Fuck Chris week will start October 3 Chris can’t do anything to you because its fuck Chris week
me: ITS FUCK CHRIS WEEK

chris: …
by ueiwskkdkekwlskdj September 4, 2023
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Chris Smith

These tacos are Chris Smith!
by Hahah jabs December 10, 2021
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Chris Edwards

A term used for when a body part or appendage has gotten stuck inside a Pringles can
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chris bishop

Christopher's tend to by shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Arguments and debates are his strong points He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice.

Girl: I wish my guy could be more like Christopher.CVery talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships.

Stella:"Hey remember Christopher?"

Lucy:"From summer? yeah what about him?"

Stella:"He's my favorite."Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice.
by hell god ss December 5, 2017
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Chris

A guy that will stop at nothing to make you smile, and is so thoughtful that’s it’s actually kinda crazy how much you’ll fall in love with him. You will fall so hard and so fast you don’t know what hit you. His hugs are so amazing and all you wanna do is kiss him and cuddle him and just be with him. You love his smile and just being around him. He knows how to make you happy just by being near you. You are happy and feel like you are dancing on a cloud just by the sight of him and the mention of his name. You think about kissing his soft precious lips and gazing into his eyes. You can talk about him for days on day about how amazing he is. Chris ; hispanic, tall, brown hair, brown eyes and glasses. He’s funny and knows how to make anyone laugh and he is adorable and so fine. A Chris is someone you fall in love with like I have….
Friend: “Wow that Chris guy is really good to you
Y/N : “ yes he is<3”
by Iloveyouso<3 April 22, 2022
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stack of chris chan

A stack of chris chan, chris chans, a chris chan, or a channy, is a reference to the uncanny resemblance Chris Chan has to Benjamin Franklin, who appears on the 100 Dollar Bill. To have a stack of "chris chan" is to mean you have acquired an immense amount of wealth.

Similar to a "Band", "Benjamins", "Bennies", and "Hunnids" to name a few.

Some people say "smoking that chris chan"/"smoking a pack of chris chan" as well, to reference an extravagant lifestyle, referencing either expensive product that is being smoked, or referencing their lavish spending habits.
I'm in the mountains smoking a stack of chris chan, I'm fiending for yodie land...

Spin the block I'm shaking these nigga's down, thinking they thugs until I make them do the chris chan flow
by TrulyHumbledUnderGod December 12, 2023
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