Dad Sandwich

A sad sandwich made from the two crust ends of a loaf of sliced bread.

No one left me any food, but at least I can make a Dad Sandwich from what's left of that empty bag and resume contemplating suicine.

by RuralFervor February 10, 2022

national chicken sandwich day

National chicken sandwich day is when you make yourself a chicken sandwich or order it from any place that has chicken sandwiches to celebrate the day august 14th

oh man..! it’s national chicken sandwich day! Let me order a chicken sandwich off of chick fil a

by CuteBlackGirl7 August 14, 2024

Ice Cream Sandwich

a sex position were to big brolic black guys fuck one skinny white guy.

"Requis ice cream sandwiched jerry"

by somedumbshitwhiteguy February 22, 2021

Sandwich Chest

when someone with big flappy titties has something caught between their titties.

Hey man can I borrow your cellphone? No sandwich chest!

by Karate Mom April 22, 2017

SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX

The SHIT SANDWICH has different parts explained by HEIGHT of the SHIT SANDWICH PARTS and the name of the PARTS.

MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES

HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR

LOWEST UNDER FLOOR

Here is the SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX where you are sitting in a BUILDING you can't see the outside of the BREAD which is the HIGHEST , you can see the HIGHER part though but in a SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the HIGHER PART. Again where you are sitting in the BUILDING you can see the LOWER part as the FLOOR but in the SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the LOWER PART because the SHIT IS COVERING IT and the LOWEST part in the BUILDING you can't see UNDER THE FLOOR BUTT in a SHIT SANDWICH you can see the LOWEST PART which is OUTSIDE THE SHIT SANDWICH so therefore YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHIT SANDWICH IN ANY BUILDING but the only thing is , it TURDS OUT the CENTER IS ALL SHIT without any SANDWICH you can't make in any BUILDING therefore you need to call the PEDOPHILE and not employ any REJECTION but that is a PARADOX too.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 15, 2021

Tennessee Sandwich

When one man sucks mayonnaise from another mans belly button; preferably related males.

Billy gave Robert a Tennessee Sandwich last Friday. Only cost him $20 and piece of his soul.

by Buneduggy November 25, 2021

Brown Icecream Sandwich

When you jizz on a woman or man's ass then 2 guys or girls shit on the jizzy ass and you smush the butt cheeks together.

I thoroughly enjoyed the brown icecream sandwich last night!!!

by Rusty zipper March 18, 2025