Bean Bag

When someone is being a waste of time, fat fuck that isn't at all amusing you with his/her large head.

"Kaylim, your being a bean bag fuck i'm going to slide tackle your Dad'

by GazzyThirdLeg November 5, 2015

shnazzy beans

Shnazzy beans: a typical response to anything from something cool to a mundane comment. Can be used sarcastically, or genuinely. Depending on the person and circumstance.

Aight, shnazzy beans

by grammarnatzi April 12, 2016

Bean

My cat he is shaped like a jelly Bean and from that you can understand the name.

Bean

by Cheeseisokay June 21, 2019

Coffee Bean

Weed that’s laced with ecstasy and cocaine

Shane smoked a coffee bean and now he is going crazy!

by RealNiggaaa69 June 29, 2019

Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby. (The beans part coming from the fact that diarrhea kinda looks like beans)

Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.

by Someone odd July 6, 2019

Bean

He was put under a lot of pressure when he was stuck inside a fucking car and then set alight then crushed by a car, but he survived it, he also doesnt know what an orgasm is

R.I.P beans’ dad

Me and the boy at 3PM looking for Bean

by Gucci gamer bath water July 21, 2019

Beans

Another way of saying you have sh*t on someone

Person 1: Don't say that again or I will spill the beans

Person 2: I have cans of beans on you too
Person 1: I have a warehouse of beans on you
Person 2: Well F*ck

by A man with a plan and 4 cans July 22, 2019