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Baby Watch

Baby Watch is when a pregnant woman is close to her due date. It is the last remaining days, leading up to the birth of a baby. Mother, Father, family and friends begin to watch for signs of labor: burst of energy, contractions, water breaking, etc.
My daddy is excited about Baby Watch and has the baby-go-bag, packed and ready for when mommy goes into labor.
by elisapetesa August 30, 2015
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baby slap

A baby slap is a slap that is even weaker than a bitch slap. You might ass well just slide your hands against a niggas face. It is an extremely pussy slap. If you baby slap someone you are most likely gonna get your ass beat.
This bitch ass nigga jus baby slapped me cause he don't even lift.

So I upper cut that bitch.
by noneofyafuckinbiz November 22, 2013
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Baby brigade

A group of moms, mom to be's and their assorted spawn. They generally travel in groups of 3-5 and anywhere between 5 and 15 offspring.

They can be but aren't necessarily more obnoxious than normal. You can generally hear the ruckus a block away.

They are also often associated with nice asses and tight fitting yoga pants. Not so bad if you've got noise cancelling headphones.
I was trying to work at the local coffee shop but the baby brigade rolled in at 11am and shut me down.
by luck_20 January 23, 2013
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goon baby

Cara. A goon baby is a Cara for sure. 💫
Wow, did you see that? That's Maddie's goon baby, Cara.
by EmoDrPhil February 18, 2017
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butterfly baby

Set of twins born only one survives birth
by Dubzbongtana December 18, 2017
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baby uncle

you marry into a really good looking family and your brother in law is attractive but you dont want to be with him at all

You can use about a guy you think is really attractive but you dont want to be with him
"I love this dude as a person so much, he my baby uncle! I could never be with him tho"
by Genius mastermind August 9, 2017
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Baby snatching.

An act when the much hated child protective service takes your child.
Them bitches at the cps took my kid, baby snatching. Just because i was smoking some meth in the car with it.
by Nut Walters January 7, 2015
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