So Cal Bros are prevalent at high schools and universities across America. They are young males who tend to wear "bro" tanks and hawaiian shirts, sport long hair, and use the word "chill"
They play soccer and lacrosse because they are not athletic enough to for football or baseball. They have almost no muscle mass, most can barely bench 135. The So Cal Bro's arch nemesis is the jock.
While taking a backseat to the jocks in terms of high school popularity, most So Cal Bros join fraternities in college in an attempt to boost their social standing. They have success in frats due to the fact they will do almost anything to get some pussy.
When it comes to girls, a So Cal Bro will typically play the "best friend" role. He may put up with a girl's shit for years and not get any pussy, only to wait until she is at rock bottom to make his move. After a girl has been played one too many times by "douche bag" guys, she will inevitably give the So Cal Bro, her "best friend", a chance.
They play soccer and lacrosse because they are not athletic enough to for football or baseball. They have almost no muscle mass, most can barely bench 135. The So Cal Bro's arch nemesis is the jock.
While taking a backseat to the jocks in terms of high school popularity, most So Cal Bros join fraternities in college in an attempt to boost their social standing. They have success in frats due to the fact they will do almost anything to get some pussy.
When it comes to girls, a So Cal Bro will typically play the "best friend" role. He may put up with a girl's shit for years and not get any pussy, only to wait until she is at rock bottom to make his move. After a girl has been played one too many times by "douche bag" guys, she will inevitably give the So Cal Bro, her "best friend", a chance.
by YoursTruly503 January 15, 2013
Get the So Cal Bromug. When two bros simultaneously penetrate both the vagina and anus of a single woman with their wankers, they become Siamese Eskimo Bros. Can also occur when both bros simultaneously insert their wankers into just one of said orifices, although this is much more difficult depending on the size of the talliwhackers and the diameter of the females vagina or anal cavity.
Jeff and Tom sealed their friendship when they double penetrated Sally by running train on her pussy and anus at the same, thus becoming Siamese Eskimo Bros.
by FapDaddy September 2, 2014
Get the Siamese Eskimo Bromug. An ignorant fool who is convinced that the Coronavirus is no big deal because Clay Travis and Donald Trump told them to think this way. Corona bros are defined. Y a fundamental lack of common sense and empathy.
Jordan decided to ignore Jeremy because after reviewing his Twitter history, it became abundantly clear that he was dealing with an ignorant Corona Bro who didn’t care how many people die at the hand of Donald Trump’s ignorance.
by PoopFaire April 9, 2020
Get the corona bromug. An aesthetic and cultural phenomenon that plagued Center Line High School in the 2008-2009 school year.
Reliable rumor has it that some time in 2008 a nameless young lady greeted a young man's mother in the recognizable phrase, "Hey dude!"
Some months later, another young man caught wind of this mighty tale, and combined his artistic vision with the other young man's entrepreneurial spirit to create a remarkable product: DUDE MAN BRO T-shirts.
The shirts, embossed on the front side with this articles namesake, featured a mysterious wizard on the back for reasons unknown. However, one thing is certain: the wizard had a loosely hung frame and a promiscuous look in its eye.
Within weeks of the T-shirt's production, DUDE MAN BRO became a moniker for dastardly and cunning behavior with a lack of respect for authority. DMB and its members led an unprecedented movement that has since been unmatched by any students to set foot in the institution.
Reliable rumor has it that some time in 2008 a nameless young lady greeted a young man's mother in the recognizable phrase, "Hey dude!"
Some months later, another young man caught wind of this mighty tale, and combined his artistic vision with the other young man's entrepreneurial spirit to create a remarkable product: DUDE MAN BRO T-shirts.
The shirts, embossed on the front side with this articles namesake, featured a mysterious wizard on the back for reasons unknown. However, one thing is certain: the wizard had a loosely hung frame and a promiscuous look in its eye.
Within weeks of the T-shirt's production, DUDE MAN BRO became a moniker for dastardly and cunning behavior with a lack of respect for authority. DMB and its members led an unprecedented movement that has since been unmatched by any students to set foot in the institution.
Student 1: Here comes the DUDE MAN BRO crew down the hallway!
Student 2: And they are wearing their shirts!
Student 1: They are in uniform today.
Student 2: And they are wearing their shirts!
Student 1: They are in uniform today.
by The Honorable Liam July 24, 2011
Get the DUDE MAN BROmug. r/twoxchromosomes’ most reliable source.
r/twoxchromosomes user: I saw this reddit post earlier and it was utterly misogynistic
me: can you tell me where you found this?
r/twoxchromosomes user: trust me bro
me: can you tell me where you found this?
r/twoxchromosomes user: trust me bro
by io_vox February 3, 2023
Get the trust me bromug. by Lost pink sock June 30, 2016
Get the Bro cuddlemug. Example 1:
- Bro 1: Yo, what'd that guy say to you?
- Bro 2: He just called me a rice cake!
- Bro 1: That's some bullshit. What a bro foe.
Example 2:
- Bro 1: How'd the date go on Friday?
- Bro 2: Awful. I had a bad case of the runs. What a bro foe.
- Bro 1: Yo, what'd that guy say to you?
- Bro 2: He just called me a rice cake!
- Bro 1: That's some bullshit. What a bro foe.
Example 2:
- Bro 1: How'd the date go on Friday?
- Bro 2: Awful. I had a bad case of the runs. What a bro foe.
by Gregbro June 7, 2011
Get the Bro Foemug.