Person

A person is someone u can trust if u cannot Trust them than they are not a person

Bro did u hear about someone that is not a person Lol yeah

by Nick sweller November 2, 2019

person √-1

the first imaginary subject of the urban dictionary used in the second box when defining words. can also act as a narrorator.

Person √-1: Person 1 walks into a room and sees King bach is famished and thinks of means to remedy his hunger. He finds that only ice cream can fix this hunger. King bach then asked for ice cream, but unfortunately, his friend (in a rather disappointed tone) says that king bach could get only a spoonful. Hearing this, Mr. Bach responds by changing his body language, bringing out a comically large spoon. This means that if Mr. Bach were to get only a spoonful, it would empty the entire quart of ice cream, leaving his friend with no ice cream and nothing to eat but his words. Why did king bach have that spoon with him in the first place? Did he know that his friend would retort only a spoonful when prompted for ice cream? Why bother carrying around a large spoon when you could have bought the ice cream for yourself? Why are you still reading this? The price of a spoon that big would have more than covered the price of a tub of ice cream. Why does king bach have to steal his friend's ice cream through a feat of semantics? It is not fair!
Person 1: man shut up you look like an arsoglepteflop saying that

by pseud0nym12470: the sequel May 21, 2025

Blanket Person

Someone who spends their time hiding from the world under a blanket on their couch. Afraid of changes, social interaction, and living their life. The couch is usually located in a parents house or basement, but that is not an exclusive detail. Little to no friends.

Whatever happened to Larissa?

Man, her parents babied her so bad after she failed college that she became a blanket person. I haven’t seen her in months.

by The Merle October 20, 2017

Person 10000

Never used in an example before, but was the original Person 1 before 2008, until Person 1 Figured out he was supposed to be in the spotlight not person 10000, he also is friends with person 7.

Person 1: did you hear about the fraud person #1?
Person 2: Stop hallucinating and I don't even want to be involved in half of your conversations with me.
Person 3: Hi guys I exist.
Person 1 and 2: we've known but just never like to acknowledge you.
Person 10000: Hey guys I'm here.
Person 3 did you hear something?

by Vixcilitiy July 2, 2024

Persons

large group of people

so many persons

by dragoneel November 21, 2021

fat person who eats pop tarts

Exactly what it says nigga

Look at the fat person who eats pop tarts

by 81Rralone February 25, 2024

Personal

of or denoting one of the three persons.

While "personal" can refer to grammatical person (first person, second person, third person), it's less common than other definitions. In this context, a more natural sentence might be:

The verb "walk" is conjugated differently depending on the personal pronoun (I walk, you walk, he/she/it walks).

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024