3-eyed turtle

A highly unachievable sexual position. One that has never been done before.

Q: Did they do the 3-eyed turtle?

A: Shit Dawg! That bitch didn't get nuttin'

by Chedder Cheese December 5, 2003

Super Mario Maker 3

a game that doesnt exist

hi does super mario maker 3 exist

no

super mario maker 3

by ok boomer 3 May 24, 2020

Half Life 3 confirmed

A popular joke on social websites such as facebook, twitter and even youtube (and many others).
When something has 3 of something on it, they use to say something like examples below.

_____ has 3 ______, Half Life 3 confirmed

...for examle

Triangle has 3 sides, Half Life 3 confirmed!
3 likes on this post, Half Life 3 confirmed!

by physicsmastergta February 25, 2015

number 3 from the numberjacks

The hottest number from the numberjacks, the real legends even had the toy.

person a: do you like anyone
person b: nah, i've been simping over number 3 from the numberjacks

by Comander Erwin December 21, 2020

1-2-3 Cancun

The chant that a sports team, usually in the NBA, does when they get bounced from the playoffs in embarrassing fashion. Reserved for teams that gave up during the series in which they were eliminated.

Guy 1: "Did you see the end of that game last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, a couple players huddled up and chanted 1-2-3 Cancun right before the scrubs came in."

by wilkjr June 19, 2021

3 kinds of fucked up

to be extremely intoxicated on at least 3 substances at the same time. can be functioning or passed out.

example: high on Roxy, weed and drunk

Bill: man im high and drunk. i think im going to pass out.

Joe: hit a line of that bump and you'll be on another level

Bill: i about to be 3 kinds of fucked up

by running_scared 123 September 30, 2010

Joshua 5: 2-3

"On this occasion, the LORD said to Joshua: Make flint knives and circumcise Israel for the second time. So Joshua made flint knives and circumcised the Israelites."

The lord was not happy with the lack of Israelite circumcision, so he told Joshua to do it is Joshua 5: 2-3.

by sir climer the great November 21, 2018