Wet Wonda

When a female fingers herself, then proceeds to give you a wet Willy.

I was at the strip club and got a lapper. During it she gave me an ol wet Wonda!

by TyGuy641 February 24, 2025

Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

A misheard lyric from the song "Empire State of Mind", created by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. This is normally being misheard during the Chorus of the song, while the actual lyrics are: "Congrete Jungle Where Dreams are Made of"

NEWWW YORRRRRRKKKKKKK Concrete Jungle Wet Dream Tomato

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Wet Wrigley

An over the pants blowjob, made famous for their popularity in Chicago’s Wrigleyville neighborhood.

She was shy to take of his pants and actually sleep with him, so she pleasured him over his pants by giving him a wet wrigley instead

by Jaywonified April 06, 2025

Wet Taki

When your significant other eats an entire bag of Takis, then proceeds to give you a handjob and a blowjob. The sensation of the Taki powder burns your genitalia with pleasure and gives the receiver a euphoric sensation.

Guy #1: Hey, how'd it go with Jennifer last night?
Guy #2: Dude, it was incredible. She gave me a Wet Taki
Guy #1: No way! That's insane!

by Jordan Daniels May 07, 2022

Wet Willy Dickbag

An individual who willing makes hand to hand contact with another individual who has visibly licked their hand.

He saw me lick my hand and still shook my hand, what a wet willy dickbag

by Mpierre October 06, 2021

Wet Wilkie

Like a wet willy, but when you shove your dick in someone's belly button.

Mary: I got a wet wilkie, it was terrorising rape.

by Unknown Dropouts May 30, 2011

Wet Banana Sunday

when you have to work in a supermarket on a sunday and pick up a bunch of wet imported bananas that have never seen the light of day and they smell fucking foul

“happy wet banana sunday”
“i’m having a breakdown because it’s wet banana sunday”

by justgotchocolateimokaynow July 09, 2023