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Chris and Ariyanna

Chris and Ariyanna can be a toxic couple, on the other hand they can get a little freaky at a point in time. Little do they know they love each other very much and can be on and off 5 times in one week
DANG!!! Chris and Ariyanna are still together???
by Unknxwn April 20, 2024
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Chris Smokie

When someone is caught smoking by a friend group, so you say the phrase “Chris Smokie” to inform EVERYONE
did you hear that he had a cart on him? Chris Smokie!!!”
by jffjgjfjfjdj May 6, 2024
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Chris Smokie

A “Chris Smokie” is a term used to describe someone who is caught smoking.
by Thomas… May 7, 2024
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chris the curly wurly

IF I HAVE 5 CURLY WURLYS AND I SAY LOOK GYALS I HAVE % CURLY WURLLYS FOR 90p ALL 5 GIRLS WILL WANT MY CURLY WURLY
MOLLY I WORK AS A DELIVERY DRIVER YEAH OF GOODS SO I WORK FOR AMAZON
by anonymous May 10, 2024
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Dirty chris

When a guy over 6ft gives a bird anal and pulls out and slaps his giant balls in her face giving her black eyes
Good night last night my bird got dirty chris
by Bigal83 May 14, 2024
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Mechanical Chris

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.
“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”
by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024
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Chris

Someone that you can trust, he's very weirdly attractive
He's caring and understanding

PLEASE COME BACK TO ME I MISS YOUU
Guy1: that guy understood my problems and gave me very good advice!

Guy2: He made my asshole collapse!

Guy3: wow he must be a Chris

Chris has a huge penis and is very romantic
Look that guy is Handsome! he must be a Chris
by Ziane May 27, 2024
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