chris

A Chris is your friends boyfriend who is a dickhead to you and everyone except the person hes dating.

"Why is Chris so rude to me?"
Oh, thats just how Chris is.

by samtun October 9, 2020

Chris Wooten

US Marine,State Trooper,Football Coach, State House Represtative and Dad. All around super cool dude that has been snake bitten, car jacked, shot at, dances like Fred Astaire with a funky swag and has sinned but is saved by grace. Runs full throttle, no isn’t an option and loves as hard a 10 pound hammer. 60 percent of the time, he’s right everytime.

I can’t wait until one day when I can be like chris Wooten

by Rep69 February 17, 2021

Chris Conybeare

Chris conybeare is so beautiful inside and out and he makes you feel like you can achieve anything. He sees the best in you always and just leaves a constant smile plastered across your face :) All day everyday I just want to be consumed by Chris, in his presence, in his love, and take on the world together. Im obsessedddd!! His laugh is brilliant, and he’s so thoughtful and caring. This boy is actually perfect in every single way and I CAN PROUDLY SAY HES MY FRICKING BOYFRIEND!! MINE MINE MINE :))

Chris conybeare is a bundle of beautiful happiness and it makes me so happy to be in it

by admirer4youxox May 28, 2023

Chris

Chris is a faggot baby daddy who doesn’t care about anyone other than himself

Very abusive and never their for his youngest

Loves to manipulate and claims he is the victim

“I’ve never felt so down in my life”

“Omg are you dating a Chris?”

by popskittles November 6, 2022

Chris

a perfect human being who makes Charlee feel like the most special person in the world

chris is a perfect human

by okay123456789 October 16, 2022

National Chris day

On December 6th, a momentous occasion unfolded as our esteemed and remarkable Chris graciously came to our aid in a time of great necessity. His timely arrival averted a potential catastrophe, and therefore, he truly deserves a Fortnite card worth $20 as a token of our immense gratitude. Chris is an exceptional individual, the epitome of an iconic figure, and an unparalleled companion. Every December 6th, let us celebrate and honor him, for he not only possesses a penchant for completing side quests but also willingly sacrifices his own assignments for the benefit of others.

Chrizz: "please help 😨"
Chris: "Oh alright 🔥"
And that's how national Chris day started

by Greygovernment December 6, 2023

Chris

fly ass Nīgga and will fuck the shit out your bitch, he gets mad bread and is fly asf.
he really the don

“omg bitch is that chris”

by Siiy November 21, 2021