I Love You, But

The phrase someone close to you says before they point out a flaw, something you did or are currently doing wrong, a mistake you made, something embarrassing, or something just flat out mean. This phrase is mostly used by parents and spouses, not so much by close friends and non-immediate family members.

Example 1

Mom: Jerry, you know I love you, but you did a really shitty job at sweeping the kitchen floor.

Jerry: Ugh you always say that before you yell at me for something stupid.

Dad: Allan, you know I love you, but that haircut you got today makes you look very homosexual.

Allan: Wow thanks.

by patriotsaaron0218 February 18, 2011

I can't even...

An incomplete thought used generally by the Caucasian-American female when something causes them to laugh rather hard. Typically, the Caucasian female does not know what she "can't even".

Caucasian female 1: Omg, Did you see this Vine yet??
Caucasian female 2: No! Show me!
Caucasian female 1: *Shows her*
Caucasian female 2: *Literally dying* Bahaha! Omg, I can't even...!

by The Jon Harrison April 29, 2014

I am the one

Don't weigh a ton, don't need a gun to get respect up on the street

I am the one , don't weigh a ton don't need a gun to get respect up on the street

by Killer Keemstar the memestar October 19, 2016

i can the power

Phrase used when somebody has epically won or has been given internetz

originated when a user on funnyjunk.com left the word "feel" out of the sentence "I can feel the power returning already"

John-That was awesome dude, you receive 10 internetz!

Mike-I CAN THE POWER

by fjUSER August 15, 2010

i know shok

The world's most infallible pickup line EVER.

Man: "I know shok."
*unzipping noise*
*quiet thud of pants hitting the floor*
Woman: *muffled headjob noises*

by MaskedMoron February 24, 2003

I Eat Those

equivalent to "Rejected!" or to do something incredible.

1.) John went in for the three pointer but Brad smashed it out of range. He continued to yell "I EAT THOSE!!!"

2.) When Fred won the lottery he ate those.

by John Kellis Fernando April 7, 2007

i don't know

the foundation of a relationship

what are you lookin at? i don't know! what were you just talkin about? i don't know!

by leonidas300 August 6, 2007