smooth as a gravy sandwich

An ultra modern, cool and hip way to say someone is a clutz
Bob drops his coffee on his love interest. Tom says "Smooth as a gravy sandwich Bob"
by The illustrious moustache February 21, 2018
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Awkward Sandwich

When you are in between two people who both commence in an embarrassing act and you do not partake, thus making you (and possibly the other people at the scene) feel super awkward.
So the other day I was carpooling with some new people and I was smashed in the backseat when their group song came on the radio, so they started dancing and singing like crazy and I got stuck in an awkward sandwich.
by hootowl18 February 18, 2011
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A warm sandwich

A type of cuddle typically performed after a threesome.

Involves two same sex members(male, female or other, doesn't matter), having a third participant being gently squished between them.

It can be visualized as having a small spoon, and at the same time nuzzling into someone in front of you.
Player1: "Hey bro, I just had a threesome with my crush and her friend!"
Bro: "Did you cuddle after?"
Player1: "Hell yes, we had a warm sandwich!"
Bro: "Lucky bastard..."
by EHZD November 24, 2023
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yer a sandwich aff a picnic

scottish slang for “you’re a sandwich short of a picnic.”

means you are dumb.
Person 1: “Bro idk how to solve this math equation..”

Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”
by scrotumsoldier September 06, 2023
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Mayo Sandwich

When you cum on a bitch's stomach while she laying down and than another bitch goes on top of her
Guy 1: Yo bro how's your 2 sister doing?
Guy 2: yo i made a mayo sandwich with them.
Guy 1: bro your a nigger
by bigp3nisinyomouth123 October 17, 2023
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Mayo Sandwich

Two Shemales cum on your back and chest, effectively making you a mayo sandwich.
Jonny OH YEAH BABY MAKE ME A FUKKIN MAYO SANDWICH..

Shemale 1- ILL GET THE FRONT
Shemale 2- ILL GET THE BACK
by tips300 April 02, 2020
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Sandwich people

Middle class people who are trapped between the upper and lower class citizens.
The sandwich people of Bangaldesh are just somehow surviving.
by zoxx June 26, 2022
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