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take a tizzy/tizzy bizzy

The act of taking a “toke” out of a bong or any smoke related activity.
Friend 1: Yo man you tryna take a tizzy/tizzy bizzy before I pour it?

Friend 2: yeah bro lemme get a hit of that shit
by THAxMUFFINxMANx October 6, 2022
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Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.
Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024
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Always Take A W

Always Take A W or ATAW is the greatest IWC groupchat of all time.
Yo, you remember in ATAW when A Wilde Thing told Chill to kill himself?

ATAW is my favorite gc!

Always Take A W is such a good groupchat
by Chill ぷ February 21, 2022
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piss take

Piss take meaning to take the mick, having a joke
by hand;ejf January 27, 2023
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Take two fucking words

Is the combination, addition or unification of two words to emphasize a topic or statement that tbe person is trying to state.
animatronic, bionic, carjack. These are examples of take two fucking words.
by dcoder March 29, 2019
mugGet the Take two fucking wordsmug.

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